My fellow Americans, I know that in this age of fast food and one night stands people are antsy to share secrets with friends, family and Connie Chung. However, I ask all Americans to shut the hell up about this country's war plans. An attack on Saddam Hussein will be much more effective if you and yours do not leak our plans to the
press. I know you are excited about it, but reign in that excitement just a bit. Do not do it for me; do it for the children. So in conclusion: SHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Sincerely,

President Brian Murphdawg Murphy

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