President MURPHDAWG Murphy wishes to extend a warm welcome to all lucrative campaign donors to the White House Online. All others(freaks, Democrats, peacenicks, envirogeeks, nondonors and the like) please go away.

The President Returns!

The president returned today after 8 months of personally commanding US special forces troops fighting leftist rebels in the Republic of Tea. "I apologize for my absence, but as Commander-In-Chief of the United States armed forces, I thought that it was my personal duty to parachute in and take command of the situation. I want to also take this opportunity to announce the new bombing campaign that I will implement to destroy rebel held areas of the Republic's jungles. Sorry I was gone for so long, folks. Vice President T did a wonderful job as acting president in my absence, but now it is time for me to take command again. Oh, by the way, I'm ready for the elections. I understand that the Dermocrats ahve already chosen who their nominee will be. I don't know who he is, but I do know that I'm better than him, so he can suck me."

Site sponsored by Evil Enterprises Inc: Remember, we're watching you.

<!-- START OF ADDME LINK --> <a href="http://www.addme.com"><img width="88" height="31" src="http://www.addme.com/button.gif" alt="Add Me!" border="0"></a> <!-- END OF ADDME LINK -->

2002, THIS IS A PARODY! Inc. PLEASE DO NOT TAKE THIS FAKE WEBSITE SERIOUSLY