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D.J. Verbz to replace M.C. Grammer

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D.J. Verbz and his one man posse

In a short statement, the president announced that the late M.C. Grammer will be replaced by D.J. Verbz. Like Grammer, Verbz will travel the country teaching kids about good grammer. "M.C. Grammer was my 'homie'," the president said, "but it's time to move on. That's why I have asked D.J. Verz to take up Grammer's torch."

Freedom's Super Cool Christian Prayer Squad

You can help stamp out evil doers by becoming a member of Freedom's Super Cool Christian Prayer Squad. According to respected Christian leaders, America is a target of terrorism because we've gotten away from our wonderful Christian values. you can change all that by praying with Freedom the dog everyday at Noon(Eastern Time). Secure your eternal salvation in Heaven and help fight terrorism all at the same time!

President introduces M.C. Grammer

2003 Summer job opportunities

Freedom's guide to an exceptional, patriotic, and terrorist free summer

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