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The President's Cabinet: A look at the people that control your existence!

Here are a few of the fine people that were chosen by the president to rule over all of you in a nonchalant authoritarian way.

Secretary of Commerce
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The Honorable Mr. Monopoly

Secretary of State
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The Honorable Joe Pesci

Secretary of Interior
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The Honorable Bob Knight

Secretary of the Treasury
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The Honorable Damn Loch Ness Monster

Secretary of Health and Human Services
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The Honorable Alan Alda

Secretary of Defense
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The Honorable Lt. Col. Oliver North (Ret.)

Secretary of Agriculture
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The Honorable Mr. Greenjeans

Secretary of Energy
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The Honorable Charles Montgomery Burns

Secretary of Transportation
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The Hon. Brian Johnson

Attorney General
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The Honorable Johnny Cochran

Secretary of Labor
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The Honorable Groucho Marx

Secretary of Education
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The Honorable Chris Rock

Secretary of Women's Rights
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The Hon. Larry Flynt

Secretary of Veteran's Affairs
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The Hon. Robert J. Dole

Cabinet Rank Members

Vice president
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The Honorable Mr. T.

Assistant to the President and Chief of Staff
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Bill O'Reilly

National Security Advisor
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The Hon. Jonathan E. Choate

United States Trade Representative
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The Honorable Donald Trump

Federal Law Enforcement Agencies

Office of National Drug Control Policy
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Cheech Maron

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