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| The chalk outline of dead educational rapper M.C. Grammer |
Educational rapper M.C. Grammer was killed Monday night outside of a New York City library. While preparing for a grammer
show at a Brooklyn elementary school, the M.C. was shot and killed. Witnesses report that the shooter was in a black Lincoln
Navigator. It is thought that M.C. Grammer is yet another casualty in the gang war between educational rappers who teach kids
about English, and educational rappers who teach kids about math. The West Coast "Math rapper" Sir-Adds-A-Lot is
thought to be behind the incident. Upon hearing the news, the president poured the contents of a malt liquor bottle into the
Rose Garden. "One for my homie," the president said, mournfully. He then walked slowly back to the Oval Office hanging
his head in contemplation.
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