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| Saints coach reveals evil plan to destroy AFC |
In a closed circuit conference with the president and his Cabinet, Saints coach Jim Haslett revealed his evil plans to destroy
the American Football Conference. During the conference, Haslett is said to have stated, "Yesh, yesh..ve vill destroy
the AFC, and the Saints will be very toight. Yesh, toight like toigers."
In a hastily called news conference, the
president stated that Haslett will be treated just like any other terrorist. Although it is unknown how Haslett plans to destroy
the AFC, but agents from the FBI, CIA, and ATF are on alert in all AFC cities. FBI Director David Duchovny announced that
the FBI is also interrogating all other NFC coaches and owners to determine whether of not Haslett has accomplices. Haslett,
himself is said to be hiding in an underwater base in Lake Pontratrain.
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