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President promotes South Korean Tourism

With a nuclear threat looming from Communist North Korea, the president announced an effort to destroy the long time enemy of the West. The president announced plans on Wednesday morning to fund an add campaign that will encourage North Koreans to move to noncommunist South Korea. The slogan for the campaign is "North Korea has nukes, but South Korea's got soul. The ad campaign climaxes with a giant outdoor concert in the South Korean capital of Seoul. The concert will include such soul acts as B.B. King, Gladys Knight(and two of the "Pips"), and whomever sung the origional version of the song "Lady Marmelade." In addition, popular "Soul Food" will be served to all patrons of the concert. It is the president's wish that North Koreans will illegally cross their border to see the concert, and then not want to return to the North.

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