Vice President visits flood ravaged Texas


Vice President T visited flooded areas of Texas Wednesday. Declining to travel to the Lone Star State by official vice presidential aircraft, the V.P. decided, instead, to take his 20 year old van. T left Washington at 5:30 Wednesday morning and arrived in Texas 3 hours
later. When asked how he arrived so quickly, the vice president responded "My van's fast, sucka!" After touring areas devastated by floods, the vice
president spoke to a crowd of flood victims. In a short address, the vice president promised more federal money so that flood victims can by all of the gold chains, tank tops and Mohawk haircuts that they need to get back on their feet.