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The president announced a bold plan today that would allow for the nation's entire gold supply to be melted down. The
plan calls for the gold to be molded into jewlery for Vice President Mr. T. After the president's announcement, the vice president
was clearly excited. "When the Murphdawg says he's gonna do something, he's gonna do it. He ain't about running people a line
of jibba jabba. Mr. T's excited about the prospect of some new gold chains, sucka!" The plan requires Congressional approval,
but the Republican led House and Senate are expected to approve the plan early next year. If approved, the gold will allow
for the manufacture of several hundred thousand gold chains for the vice president.
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