In a bold new initiative announced just before lunchtime, the president announced to the press his intention to have a ham sandwich for lunch today. "This is a time for bold change. That is why today, I plan to eat a hearty lunch. That lunch will consist of a ham and cheese sandwich. In addition, I announce my intention to have a nice, cold beer," the president said. He continued, "the crusts will be cut off of the bread, and the sandwich will taste GOOD!"

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