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The president on Tuesday announced Congress' approval of a Department of Women's Rights. In the same Rose Garden ceremony,
the president announced the new department's first secretary. The appointee is none other than, you guessed it....Larry Flynt.
"Because of Larry's tireless efforts, there are now more women appareing in magazines than ever before. For that, he
deserves this appointment more than anyone else," the president said while Flynt sat nearby staring at female members
of the White House Press Corps. "Let me also add, that Mr. Flynt certainly knows his pornography, the president concluded."
Flynt's appointment to the Cabinet level position pends approval by our righteous, Republican-held Senate.
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