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This week, the president plans to spend the bulk of his time searching websites that offer listings of online classified adds.
The president is making an effort to find jobs for the thousands who have been laid off in the past two and a half years.
"Hey,
here's a job as a fat renderer in Mobile, Alabama," was president was overheard saying on Tuesday. He then turned to
chief of staff Bill O'Reilly and said, "Get this right out to the workers, POSTHASTE!" The president reportedly
feels responsible for the thousands of lay-offs that have occured since his inauguration, and is working to do something about
it in his own screwed up way. The president believes that if he can find just enough jobs for thus the right amount of Americans,
he will be reelected. "I'm finding enough jobs to ensure my reelection, but I may not find enough for a landslide reelection,"
the president said.
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