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| New Transportation secretary |
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| The Hon. Brian Johnson |
The president, Friday, announced the appointment of AC/DC lead singer Brian Johnson as the new head of the Transportation
Department. "Brian is more than qualified for this position," the president said. "He spent much of the late
1970's as AC/DC's limo driver. I think that qualifies him as the perfect secretary of Transportation."
Like the president's
other Cabinet appointee(Secretary bin Laden) Mr. Johnson is not American, and not eligable to participate in the presidential
line of succession. Despite that setback, Mr. Johnson was quite excited about his appointment. Speaking to reporters, Johnson
was quoted as saying " All riiiiight," and "let's fire it up." Mr. Johnson takes office Monday.
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