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Vice President T soaks up Mexican culture Tuesday

Vice President T arrived in Mexico on Monday for a two week Central American good will tour. The president has been looking foreward to the trip for several weeks. "T's gonna eat some tacos when he gets to Mexico. Tacos are better in Mexico, fools. Those tacos are gonna be helluva good." Also on the vice president's travel schedual are the countries of Costa Rica, Belize, El Salvador, Panama and the Republic of Tea.
The vice president was also looking foreward to the trip because of a long standing feud between himself and rock band AC/DC. Brian Johnson(the band's lead singer and the current secretary of Transportation) angered the vice president years ago during a concert at a Chicago youth center. "That Aussie fool! I knew I couldn't be around him this week I knew he would make me mad, and I would throw his fool ass helluva far!" The vice president returns to Washington next week.

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