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President "somewhat wary" of bin Laden

After an early morning Cabinet meeting, the president admitted to reporters that he has become "somewhat wary" of Homeland Security chief Osama bin Laden. The president reported that bin Laden showed up at the meeting asking, "What? Washington, D.C. is still here? Oh, that's right, it's not Thursday." Later in the meeting, the president asked bin Laden about a shipment of guns from Iran that was slated to arrive in New Jersey On Wednesday night. After asking if the security color code should be raised, bin Laden said "That will not be necessary, my friend." As a result of the odd behavior, the president has asked his friend Captain AWOL to keep an eye on bin Laden.

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