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President wary of bin Laden

After a meeting with Homeland Security Secretary Osama bin Laden, Friday, the president has announced that he is "wary" of bin Laden. "During the meeting, he kept rubbing his hands together and saying that the 'time is near.' Then, when I asked him about an influx of Arab Americans in airports this week, he told me that there was nothing to worry about." Because of the president's growing suspicions, he has asked his friend Captain AWOL to skip his National Guard drill to keep an eye on the Homeland Security head.

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