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After it became too impossible to deny, the president announced Friday that he had nuked....you guessed it; France. When asked
why the president rained down a hellfire of terror upon the quaint Parisian people, he replied, " I was bored. I've always
hated the Frenchies, so I figured what the hell. So they're dead. Well, goodbye. After the announcement, the press office
released a statement announcing that french fries will now be known as "liberty fries," and that French wine will
now be known as "wine from the European fallout zone."
Many Americans are proud of the president's bold move.
"I've always hated those stupid Frenchies," said Bob Patterson of Phoenix. "They're nothing but a bunch of
unwashed surrendermongers." said Sally Cross of Albany. After announcing the nuclear destruction of Paris, the president's
approval ratings rose from 64 to 97 percent.
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