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After a daring shootout between members of a terrorist cell led by Homeland Security Secretary bin Laden and a man known
only as Captain AWOL, the nation has been placed on Orange Alert. A van carrying 10,000 pounds of plastic explosives was stopped
while trying to run through the control arm of a Capitol Hill guard station. The driver and several passengers in the van
started to shoot their way onto Capitol grounds. Thankfully, the van was being followed by Captain AWOL. AWOL opened fire
on the van, and soon all of it's occupants, including Secretary Osama bin Laden, were dead. Speaking after the incident, the
president said, "I don't know what went wrong. Osama was one of the most religous guys I've ever known. He apparently
took a wrong turn in his life sometime in these past two weeks." The president then poured a bottle of Vanilla Coke onto
the ground in the Rose Garden saying, "one for my homie." The president is expected to appoint Captain AWOL to the
vacant Homeland Security post.
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