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The president is safe after an early morning assassination attempt at the White House. Secret Service sealed off the West
Wing of the White House after an airborn bilogical agent was secretly placed in the ventelation system. The president and
his staff was rushed to an undisclosed location while the Oval Office and the rest of the West Wing was purged of the toxin.
The biological agent was placed in White House air ducts Tuesday morning by a radical member of the "Beans for Tea"
movement. The movement, led by Marxist rebel Mister Coffee, has worked for the past ten yers to overthrow the dictatorship
of leader of the Republic of Tea known as the Earl of Grey.
Intelligence gathering sources report that the biological
agent meant to assassinate the president was manufactured in a secret weapons research lab deep in the Tea-filled jungles
of the Republic of Tea. Mister Coffee's head of weapons research, a man known as Dr. Folger, sent the toxin in crystalized
form to the U.S. The toxin, known as "Folger's Crystals," were meant to decapitate the U.S. government in retaliation
for the U.S. intervention in a Marxist uprising in the Republic of Tea last summer. While no official action has been taken,
the president has spent the day preparing to send more troops to the Central American hot spot.
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