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SEAL Team Arrests Haslett's Number 2

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In an evening raid, the Navy SEAL team that the president sent to New Orleans earlier I the week arrested the man thought to be Jim Hasletts sidekick in the evil plan to destroy the AFC. Number 2 (aka: Mike Ditka) was arrested Tuesday. The SEAL team managed to raid Hasletts underwater compound, but Haslett had already fled in his rocket boat. Ditka will be an invaluable asset in the search for Haslett. Further, an FBI spokesman said that Ditka is ready to reveal details of Hasletts evil plans.

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