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President Can't Tell Difference Between Kathleen Blanco and Douche Bag
In a press statement Tuesday, the president expressed difficulty in determining the difference between Louisiana
Lt. Governor Kathleen Blanco and a douche bag. "Although one is clearly a women, they both have douche-like qualities," said
the president. "I just can't tell the difference. I thought that if I heard them speak, I would be able to tell the difference,
but they both spout bull sh*t. Needless to say, I'm quite confused." The president then called on the people of Louisiana
to elect Bobby Jindal on November 15.
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