After the shocking news that three Supreme Court justices had decided to retire on the same day, the president announced that he will appoint the three members of ZZ Top to fill the vacancies. Although unorthadox, the appointment of three people without any legal experience is acceptable. "ZZ Top has shown time and time again that they are rock and roll icons," the president said, "that is why I am proud to appoint them to the US Supreme Court." In a brief musical interlude for reporters, ZZ Top urged the people of the United States to give them all of their lovin. The band went on to urge America to give them all of their hugs and kisses as well. They also stated that Associate Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg "has legs," and "knows how to use them."